12 thoughts on “6ft is far enough I guess then

  1. Yeah, if you’re in the radius of the nuke blast, just dig 6 feet to save everyone time from digging a grave. Be the better person, do the work for them. When you’re done digging, hop in, and cover yourself with the dirt too.

  2. The six feet it’s referring to is social distancing between your family and others with whom you may be sheltering. OP cut it off right before it explained that, for the funnies.
    From [https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion](https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion):

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    >**If warned of an imminent attack, immediately get inside** the nearest building and move away from windows. This will help provide protection from the blast, heat, and radiation of the detonation.
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    >When you have reached a safe place, try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them.

  3. I’ve been uh, curious about the legality of owning a nuke, but too afraid to search for answers. I mean, you know, just a decorative nuke. Nothing too flashy.

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