I like meat but this looks nasty. This looks like what your slutty sister’s dipshit boyfriend would order and try to impress you by eating all of it while bragging about his new pickup that he got “a really good deal on” but you heard your sister bitching to her friends about how she has to help with the payments
This is how I want to die
My heart is starting to ache just looking at it.
America summarized in one picture
Ohhhh i want one of those so bad right now, vegans won’t see this because they are too weak to hold the phone.
3 meats and a sauce can confirm equals salad
That’s a good lookin’ rib
Maybe it’s grass-fed cow beef. The cow ate the salad and is now passing it on…no?
Churgin King Churger
*Later Tom would die due to a heart attack, he should have had that salad*
I’ll have the bone-in burger please
It looks like it’s a burger warrior ffs!
Count me in baby!!! No sense in dying hungry!
There’s a bone sticking out of it, how would you eat that?
The burger part looks good. Take the beef chunk off and give it to me on the side.
Is that Thousand Island Dressing, on brisket?
Actual food porn.
You can almost hear it say, “Kill me…”
I would be gnawing on that rib for forever.
It’s an “imagine meats” sammich!
This is grotesquely immoderate, but the smoke ring on that beef rib is beautiful.
I like meat but this looks nasty. This looks like what your slutty sister’s dipshit boyfriend would order and try to impress you by eating all of it while bragging about his new pickup that he got “a really good deal on” but you heard your sister bitching to her friends about how she has to help with the payments