I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.

I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.

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38 thoughts on “I was late for work because I spent so much time looking for my glasses, had to use my spares.

  1. I can already imagine how it would have gone if you walked into work like that.

    “HeyJim, does your forehead have astigmatism too?” -Corny boss who always makes jokes about Mondays.

  2. I relate to this in a weird way, I have an afro and can often be founding fussing up and down my house looking for the pencil that’s in my hair.

  3. I’m starting to believe i only smoke weed so when i do something like this i just blame weed and not the wires in my head that are crossed, go nowhere, or have no spark in them since the early 80’s. The weed just sits in the back of my head saying, “You know you’re an idiot right?” Then i get all communist and I’m like ‘We’re an idiot.” I’m not going down alone.

  4. I am like this sometimes. I always hang my glasses in my shirt and I wear something above it whether a vest or a long coat then forget about it. I will carry my spare then realize it was there when I take off my vest or coat at work.

  5. Can totally relate! My morning routine consists of patting my head, patting the front of my shirt, and checking my sweater pockets for the glasses that are sitting on the desk right in front of me.

  6. I can’t see my glasses without my other glasses. So how did you find the other pair? I have crawled on the ground feeling for them when dislodge from my face. If get knocked off my nightstand my wife has to find or I step on them getting out of bed. Don’t go blind.

  7. I remember once my Dad couldn’t find his glasses. We spent a good hour searching before I noticed they were on top of his head. Not sure which is more embarrassing that he forgot he had them up there or that it took us a whole hour to notice they were up there.

  8. Eye doctor here, extra amused because this happens in my office all the time. “Okay now put on your glasses” proceeds to dig through pockets, bag, whatever. “They’re on your head”

  9. Yesterday I was worried I had left my purse behind at the grocery store. I frantically looked in my passenger seat before I realized that it was sitting in my lap. I get you.

  10. Reminds me of the time I turned the house upside down looking for my belt. Finally realized I was already wearing it. Doh!

  11. Not to judge a book by its cover, but can I take a guess at your job.

    Do you work on a council committee deciding which people can keep livestock and give out permissions for arable land?

  12. Don’t feel bad. I can’t tell you how much time I’ve wasted looking for my phone while I was holding it.

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