An old friend texted me on Halloween night and demanded I write a song called “Spooky Dookie” about a haunted turd, and then before I could respond, sent me $30 on venmo. It’s only two minutes long and you can go back to worrying about all the terrible things immediately afterwards

An old friend texted me on Halloween night and demanded I write a song called “Spooky Dookie” about a haunted turd, and then before I could respond, sent me $30 on venmo. It’s only two minutes long and you can go back to worrying about all the terrible things immediately afterwards

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