9 thoughts on “hold onto your butts

  1. Please: do not ever use papyrus font. Unless you are a spa or health food store. Then *really* don’t use papyrus font.

  2. I work in a department store. One day I was greeting and making sure everyone had a mask, so I’m the first thing people see when they walk in. A customer told me the mulch outside was on fire, so I call a manager down. Sure enough, there was a large flame in the mulch and several other people are now outside watching the chaos. Our theory was someone threw their cigarette butt into the mulch despite the ash tray next to our store. Please put your butts in the tray

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