8 thoughts on ““Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” – Dr. Ian Malcolm

  1. KFC Executives: “We’ve done everything from celebrity commercials to Japanese video games. We’re running out of ideas! What other markets can we break into!?”

    Cold, Unpaid Intern: “I have an idea.”

  2. I bought one of these last year. I don’t even own a fireplace. I bought it because it seemed like a hilarious joke to tell people I bought one. Then I thought maybe I could sell it if I hold onto it. It sometimes lists for maybe 15 bucks more than I bought it. I’ll never sell it though, because part of me thinks maybe in 100 years someone will think, “Holy cow, that’s an original KFC fire log, I’ll give you a million future dollars for it” and my great grand kids will be set for a while. This isn’t going to actually happen, I know that, but I still can’t be convinced to let go of this thing. I don’t know if it smells like KFC when it burns, I just know I have a problem.

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